Utopia is Zero Calories, Zero Sugar, and Zero Weed Taste

Utopia Sparkling Water

Your beloved sparkling water is being replaced with Utopia Cannabis Infused Sparkling Water. The purest and godlist way to reach utopia is zero calories, zero sugar, and zero weed aftertaste combined with pure cannabis for a delightful high. We dare you to try to get there with LaCroix.

All-natural fruit flavors and the purest water are combined with SōRSE—the organic technology that produces taste and odor-free cannabis beverages. Find out for yourself why Utopia is the “sparkling nectar of the gods.”

Utopia Sparkling Water flavors:


    Sip on the all-natural flavor of citrusy, tart and and slightly sweet limes without cannabis taste or smell.


    Ripe grapefruit, combined with SŌRSE, and fresh water from the Pacific Northwest.


    Juicy cherries from Washington add a hint of vibrant cherry flavor to this satisfying buzz-inducing Utopia Sparkling Water

Add a Dash of Glam This Holiday Season With Vertus

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“Weed Champagne? Did I die and go to heaven?! I love it!” – Whitney Petty, lead guitarist, Thunderpussy

Quick: what’s your worst New Year’s Eve memory? Probably involves alcohol. Ours, too. That’s why we invented a champagne sans alcohol and con cannabis!

Introducing the first-of-its-kind, specialty cannabis beverage. Vertus, the much anticipated sparkling beverage arrived just in time for the Holidays and we have already sold out after a limited, 60-case run of the drink. Stores can’t get enough of this celebratory drink.

Vertus is one of life’s lavish luxuries, from Tarukino, the leader in cannabis-infused beverages and inventor of SōRSE. Make sure to bring Vertus to your next celebration (or post-celebration brunch) and sip in style.

For more information, check out our website, drinkvertus.com

Happy Apple: The “Crowd-Pleaser” Beverage

Happy Apple product image at Seattle Boardwalk.

If you ask the seasoned dispensary sales ladies at Bainbridge, Washington’s Paper and Leaf, they will tell you that Happy Apple is a “crowd pleaser” for both the novice and the knowledgeable consumer.

“There are so many different ailments, conditions and reasons – recreational and medical – people come in here,” says Emily, a medical marijuana consultant with Paper and Leaf. “Happy Apple is for people that are either timid to try an edible or just curious about one of our new beverages.”

But because of the drink’s “tart and delicious taste,” Emily says, she can also see it being incorporated into lots of “social events and outings” too.

Donna, a cannabis lifestyle consultant at the dispensary agrees, saying that she’s noticed a recent trend with Happy Apple customers. First, she says, they’ll come in with a friend and buy a bottle or two – she suggests buying a couple, splitting the first bottle with a friend and then splitting the second bottle about thirty minutes later. “But,” Donna smiles, “what’s interesting is that a couple days later, they usually come back and they’ll buy four or five! So, I know it’s working!”

Available in 12 oz bottles with a THC dosage of 10 MG, Happy Apple is Washington’s #1-selling cannabis-infused product. Made with game-changing emulsion science, the popular and tasty beverage created from all-natural ingredients including, of course, the best Washington-grown apples money can buy.

High Times x Pearl Mixer

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The SōRSE team was invited to present at a recent High Times — Green Table event in conjunction with our entry into the California market.

High Times shares that “Green Table and High Times created these curated events around a simple goal: to bring together, elevate and amplify the leading influential minds within the rapidly evolving cannabis industry.”

We at SōRSE are pleased that Green Table and High Times views us among the leading influential minds within cannabis.

Read the full article here.

How Pearl Mixer Eased the Pain of Nerve Damage

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Often when people think of cannabis, the old tropes and clichés about stoners, lack of motivation and partiers come to mind. It’s what the stodgy status quo has tried to instill in the minds of the people for decades. But, when you get down to the nuance of it, the nitty-gritty of human lives and the benefits cannabis can offer them, the picture turns into something much different and much more clear.

Take John, for example. Every day, John experiences physical pain. “I wake up with the feeling that somebody is dragging their fingernails along the nerves inside my entire arm,” he says, “causing the tendons to feel as though they are engulfed in flames.”

The result of an operation, John now has ten titanium screws and two titanium rods inserted in his body. “I spent eight hours on an operating table,” he explains, “turned over once, like a pig on a rotisseries, to repair the near-fatal nerve and degenerative disc problem [I have]. I am thankful for Pearl Mixer every day,” he says.

In an era when elected officials all across America are struggling to find solutions to the increasing and scary opiate epidemic – where sick people of mind and body are abusing drugs they buy both from shady sidewalk deals and over-the-counter pharmaceuticals – John says he has not had to succumb to that type of result or temptation, thanks in large part to the much healthier and available Pearl2O. “I should probably be addicted to opiates,” he admits, “but I’m not because I’m lucky enough to live in a state with legalized cannabis for my pain management and well being.”

An experienced cannabis patient over the years due to his ailments, John says he’s happily made Pearl Mixer a part of his daily regimen. He puts the tasteless and odorless creative water in his coffee each morning and in his Gatorade in the afternoon after physical therapy sessions and exercise. “It works for me,” he says, succinctly. “It reduces and almost eliminates the nerve pain.”

And while some might try desperately to keep many under the assumption that responsibly managed cannabis is harmful and should not be proliferated let John’s story resonate, let it change your mind. Let his words sink in and let his relief and healing be the new conventional cannabis association. “Pearl Mixer takes the nightmare out of my day,” he says. “Everyday.”

The statements made regarding these products have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. The efficiency of these products has not been confirmed by FDA-approved research. These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. All information presented here is not meant as a substitute for or alternative to information from health care practitioners. If you are taking any medication or are under treatment for any disease, please consult your health care professional about potential interactions or other possible complications before using these products.

Spice Up Your Night With Velvet Swing Cannabis-Infused Lubricant

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When the weather gets colder, and the storms get nastier, the urge to cuddle up with someone gets quite a bit stronger. Warm up these cold nights with the Velvet Swing cannabis-infused lubricant. With a unique terpene profile researched by Mistress Matisse, this lube gives intense and longer lasting orgasms.

“Unlike other products, VELVET SWING was not cooked up in a lab by some scientists using an obscure combination of big data hoping that it might work. Velvet Swing was developed and designed for you by me, an experienced sex professional to deliver lots of big orgasms.”

– Mistress Matisse

Just because this product is cannabis-infused, does not mean that you will be getting high. The idea behind each bottles combination of 100mg of THC and 33mg of CBD is to increase blood flow, relax your body, and increase sensitivity.

Once applied you can start feeling effects after twenty minutes. Give it a little more time and you’ll be in peak potency, which can last anywhere from two to four hours. With it being a water-based lubricant you can use it safely with latex, it’s non-irritating and free of parabens, glycerin, and propylene glycol.

For more information visit their website! After using Velvet Swing, don’t forget to tweet @Velvet_Swing and share your experience!