The Vertus Fix: Hangover Breakfast in 5 Easy Steps

Wedding season is in full swing and that means if you’re lucky, there’s the potential for an open bar. Prepare with Vertus! Grab two bottles of Vertus sparkling beverage: one for the bride and groom (cannabis-infused weddings are on the rise!) and one for your morning-after-the-wedding hangover. Here’s why:

While we hope you never feel the pain of overconsumption, pairing Vertus with this breakfast regimen is the easiest way to get back on your feet after a night of celebrating your closest friends and family. Here are the steps for a short-term cure-all for the dehydration, nauseousness, and simultaneous exhaustion. We’re here for you.

Step 1: Mindset

Never battle a hangover alone but don’t forget it’s your fault. Seriously. The best way to avoid a future hangover is to not let yourself forget the pain. Eat more food and promise to never drink that much again. Now, onto the real hangover cure…

Step 2: Make a Vertus mimosa

Add one serving of 50 MG Vertus sparkling cannabis beverage to a champagne flute. Add orange juice to top off. Enjoy a bubbly mimosa with the added fun of THC without having to drink more alcohol. The wonderful compounds in THC compounds have been found to create a state of euphoria while reducing nausea and inflammation.

Step 3: Food

Here’s a little bit of science – Acetaldehyde is the chemical reaction in your body that causes a hangover and eggs are rich in amino acid cysteine that helps break down the acetaldehyde. When you combine that with tomato juice, which can boost liver function, therefore speeding up alcohol digestion, what do you get? Eggs Poached in Marinara. Here’s to one step closer to feeling human again.

Eggs Poached in Marinara

Bring about a ½ cup of marinara sauce to a simmer in a small saucepan or an 8-inch omelet pan and turn the heat to low. Add some cayenne. Break an egg into a teacup, and carefully tip it into the tomato sauce. Cover the pan and simmer over low heat for 3 to 4 minutes, until the tops of the whites are set but the yellow yolk shows through. It’s important that the yolk be runny. Turn off the heat. Season the eggs with salt and pepper to taste and sprinkle on parmesan. Toast up some bread to eat on the side.

Step 4: Hydrate and Caffeinate

Soda water and coffee. Always.

Step 5: Repeat Step 2

With one more Vertus mimosa, combined with the right mindset, a solid meal, and fluids…you’ll take the day back.

To find a bottle of Vertus marijuana sparkling beverage, contact a retailer for availability.

Karen Locke

Karen Locke

Karen is a writer, author, and content strategist with nearly ten years of writing experience. With a concentration on food, drink, and travel, she's written for GQ, Bon Appétit, Sip Northwest, Thrillist, and more. You can find her in dimly lit bars and restaurants, or exploring the Pacific NW when she's not writing full time.